Phony Blare: |
What are we to do about the Health Service |
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Ms Peta Meddlesome: |
We need more doctors and nurses |
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Phony Blare: |
That's right we need more doctors |
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Ms Peta Meddlesome: |
Yes, why not Alastair Campbell? |
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Phony Blare: |
He's a Spin Doctor |
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Ms Peta Meddlesome: |
Well, why not Alastair Campbell? He does not have a job right now. |
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Phony Blare: |
Really good idea |
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Ms Peta Meddlesome: |
I thought you would agree. |
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Phony Blare: |
But what about Granny Rose? |
Flowers for Granny Rose - we wish her a speedy recovery despite under-funding and maladministration by |
Ms Peta Meddlesome: |
Dosy Rosie? Just belt the living daylights out of her and the critics. |
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Phony Blare: |
Won't that mean more patients in |
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Ms Peta Meddlesome: |
You'll have to borrow trolleys from Tesco and Sainsburys |
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Phony Blare: |
That's a good idea. |
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Ms Peta Meddlesome: |
You know that we spent 60 billion on Health |
Is Whittington hospital Third World grade?
No, it is alleged that |
Phony Blare: |
Don't remind me |
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Ms Peta Meddlesome: |
And about 1 billion is either not spent or wasted |
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Phony Blare: |
Well? |
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Ms Peta Meddlesome: |
Can we have just 1 million for Clapham Common, to make it a no go area for heterosexuals like coppers? |