Phony Blare:

What are we to do about the Health Service

Ms Peta Meddlesome:

We need more doctors and nurses

Phony Blare:

That's right we need more doctors

Ms Peta Meddlesome:

Yes, why not Alastair Campbell?

Phony Blare:

He's a Spin Doctor

Ms Peta Meddlesome:

Well, why not Alastair Campbell? He does not have a job right now.

Phony Blare:

Really good idea

Ms Peta Meddlesome:

I thought you would agree.

Phony Blare:

But what about Granny Rose?

Flowers for Granny Rose - we wish her a speedy recovery despite under-funding and maladministration by
New Labour
in Government.

Ms Peta Meddlesome:

Dosy Rosie? Just belt the living daylights out of her and the critics.

Phony Blare:

Won't that mean more patients in
A & E?

Ms Peta Meddlesome:

You'll have to borrow trolleys from Tesco and Sainsburys

Phony Blare:

That's a good idea.

Ms Peta Meddlesome:

You know that we spent 60 billion on Health

No, it is alleged that
Phony Blare is
Third World Grade

Phony Blare:

Don't remind me

Ms Peta Meddlesome:

And about 1 billion is either not spent or wasted

Phony Blare:

Well?

Ms Peta Meddlesome:

Can we have just 1 million for Clapham Common, to make it a no go area for heterosexuals like coppers?